Friday, September 24, 2010

A REAL Craig's List posting

FREE PET BOOYON (STUART)
Date: 2010-09-24, 8:49PM EDT

one of them booyon constricter snakes that squeeze real tight is caught in my bafroom. Its obviously someones pet booyon, because it didnt try to bite me or give no attitude when i fount it, he must have crawld through the pipes or sumthin, . I dont want to flush it back down the toilet cuz it might crawl out someone elses toilet and scare them half to def. its around 3 feets long as maybe longer, Im not calling the extermenishion cuz all they gonna do is spray that stuff that stanks forever.If you wanna come get it out, call me, I stay in apartment 18-D

I NEED IT GONE ASAP!!!!!


Gotta luve livn n Flrda!

6 comments:

Me said...

Oh my word. That gives me the eebie jeebies. But you guys are awesome.

Liz said...

That's hilarious! But do you think it's for real? (Or is the little critter in YOUR toilet?!)

shandy said...

you called right? i'm sure naughty would have loved the company.

Christy said...

holy cow! that is nuts. reminds me of texas. :)

Briana said...

hahahahaha!! eric and i laughed so hard! thanks for sharing. :)

Amy said...

So awesome. Awesome snake. Awesome grammar! I miss you guys.